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Larry421, Page 1

Larry421 was born on an offramp next to a big city.
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Larry421, Page 2

Everyone made fun of Larry421 and his home.
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Larry421, Page 3

So Larry421 moved west to a small town.
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Larry421, Page 4

And everyone in the small town thought Larry421 was soooo cool.
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Larry421, Page 5

They thought Larry421 must have some big city secret to culture and fine things.
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Larry421, Page 6

And Larry421 thought, you're right, I do!
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Larry421, Page 7

And suddenly Larry421 felt important and successful and better than everyone else.
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Larry421, Page 8

He smoked cheap cigars and nasty beer, but he told everyone they were better than their good cigars and fine beer.
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Larry421, Page 9

And he watched the Sopranos and decided he was just like that, even though he was a pansy.
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Larry421, Page 10

Larry421 worked with computers all day and owned a dozen himself,
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Larry421, Page 11

But Larry421 hated computers.
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Larry421, Page 12

Larry421 once read a book called Walden.
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Larry421, Page 13

And even though Larry421 was a pussy, he decided he wanted to live in a big cabin far away from all evil technology...
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Larry421, Page 14

...except his TV, central heating, antibiotics, etc.
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Larry421, Page 15

Then one day Larry421 discovered something fun and exciting on a computer--the internet.
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Larry421, Page 16

Larry421 decided he liked the Internet.
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Larry421, Page 17

Larry421 liked the Internet so much he decided it was all for him.
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Larry421, Page 18

Larry421 kept his head so far up his ass that some wondered how he ever knew what the internet was.
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Larry421, Page 19

Perhaps Larry421 has a T-1 line wired through his colon.
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Larry421, Page 20

Sometimes Larry421 would find other people on the internet.
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Larry421, Page 21

This made Larry421 mad.
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Larry421, Page 22

Then Larry421 would say nasty things to these people and threaten them.
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Larry421, Page 23

Because Larry421 loved Freedom of Expression: everyone was free to express what *he* thought.
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Larry421, Page 24

Larry421 spread his name across message boards everywhere.
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Larry421, Page 25

He never had anything to say and was never the least bit helpful, but it made him feel important.
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Larry421, Page 26

And Larry421 needed to feel important.
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Larry421, Page 27

One day Larry421 saw someone on the Internet who was smarter than him.
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Larry421, Page 28

And Larry421 decided this must stop.
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Larry421, Page 29

So Larry421 wrote an email to this person and told him to get off the internet.
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Larry421, Page 30

And the person laughed.
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Larry421, Page 31

So Larry421 told the authorities.
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Larry421, Page 32

And the authorities laughed.
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Larry421, Page 33

So Larry421 prayed to God.
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Larry421, Page 34

And God said, you know, you're right, you deserve to be the most important person on the internet.
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Larry421, Page 35

So God told us to write this comic.
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Larry421, Page 36

So Larry421 can be famous always on the internet.
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Larry421, Page 37

If you meet Larry421, tell him you saw him on the internet.
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Larry421, Page 38

And ask him if he's gay.
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Larry421, Page 39

The End

Disclaimer: The characters represented in Larry421 are fictional. They are absolutely not based on someone with a similar name who may or may not coincidentally resemble Larry421. We apologize in advance to all the real people out there with the misfortune to have chose Larry421 as their sign-on name.

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